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| Posted: Sat May 5th, 2007 01:35 am |
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banjo brad Super Moderator 
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Deafening Silence Plastic Glass Airline Schedules Adult Children Virtual Reality Boneless Ribs Dry Humor Light Heavyweight Questionable Answer
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| Posted: Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 08:05 am |
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Smiffy Approved
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Pure Hell A good tug
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| Posted: Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 08:32 am |
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theBlackman Approved 
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Hey Brad! You forgot: Military intelligence
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| Posted: Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 09:33 am |
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Smiffy Approved
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a bad tug
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| Posted: Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 03:52 pm |
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jrc Approved
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Relative Truth Microsoft Works Last edited on Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 03:53 pm by jrc ____________________ popup mp3 player: http://ezfolk.com/audio/bands/1619/popmp3.php |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 11:04 pm |
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Kojack Approved 
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"Mini-Jumbo?"
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| Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 02:39 am |
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banjo brad Super Moderator
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Dusty- Not an oxymoron - Military Intelligence is a fable - with no moral(s)! Smiffy- Explain 'tug,' please, to us'ns on this side o' de pond. Brad Last edited on Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 02:41 am by banjo brad ____________________ ezFolk Help Brad Prickly Pear Music Banjo Brad's ezFolk page TOTMC |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 04:44 am |
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Smiffy Approved
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Ah! Brad, a tug can be lots of things. It can be one of those wee boats that push ships around in the docks, or rescue them when they're disabled at sea. A tug can be a sharp pull, or even a long strenuous pull ( as in tug-o'-war), it can be a series of pulls of varying intensity and languidity. A tug can be made on your heart-strings when you see a new born baby and cause little droplets to form in the corner of your eye. A tug is what you feel when a fish bites at your line. Now I come to analyse the word I realise that there are probably just two general meanings. I tend to exaggerate. Hope this makes things patently opaque for you. 
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| Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 10:43 am |
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dickTed Approved 
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If I had to choose, I'd go the tug o' war one. Sounds good the way you described it smiffy.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 01:53 pm |
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Philj200 Approved 
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"Hey Brad! You forgot: Military intelligence" --Military Music? Did it ever bother anyone when they see a sign that says SPEED ZONE, it really means slow down? If a man who drinks is a drunkard, why is a thinking man a thounkard?
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| Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 06:29 pm |
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banjo brad Super Moderator
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" If a man who drinks is a drunkard, why is a thinking man a thounkard?" A drunkard is a man who drinks too much, ergo, by logic, there would be very few, if any, thunkards! Brad
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| Posted: Wed Jul 4th, 2007 04:38 am |
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Smiffy Approved
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dickTed wrote: If I had to choose, I'd go the tug o' war one. Sounds good the way you described it smiffy. Still causes callouses, dickTed 
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| Posted: Wed Jul 4th, 2007 08:34 pm |
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Mike Prather Approved
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Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway ??
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| Posted: Thu Jul 5th, 2007 03:13 pm |
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jrc Approved
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And ... there are tolls on the freeway. 
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| Posted: Mon Jul 9th, 2007 10:59 pm |
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Smiffy Approved
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Professional Sport
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| Posted: Mon Jul 9th, 2007 11:00 pm |
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Smiffy Approved
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Homo Sapiens
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| Posted: Mon Jul 16th, 2007 09:51 pm |
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Jim Edwards Approved 
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Microsoft Works. 
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