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| What do you call a musician with no girlfriend? | Rate Topic |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12th, 2007 01:03 pm |
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davebough Approved 
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homeless dave
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| Posted: Thu Apr 12th, 2007 02:17 pm |
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dickTed Approved 
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a soloist a gay minstrel the mrs palmer sextet the one arm band the hand jivers I've heard of a band called the wankers. Probably pommies. You'd expect they don't have many girlfriends wouldn't you?
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| Posted: Mon Jul 2nd, 2007 08:17 am |
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Smiffy Approved
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Oi! Did you know that Australians aren't allowed to call people wankers any more??? They have to call them owner-operators
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| Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 10:34 am |
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dickTed Approved
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Who wound you up smiffy? I see you're the only one who tells any jokes around here. You must be a funny fella  - or a smarty  Hip.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 01:57 pm |
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How can you tell if the stage is level? The banjo picker drools out of both sides of his mouth. ---- What do you say to a uke player in a three-piece suit? Will the defendant please rise.
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| Posted: Tue Jul 3rd, 2007 06:09 pm |
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banjo brad Super Moderator 
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OK - here's one: Three musicians and a ukulele player walked into a bar. . . .  Brad
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| Posted: Wed Jul 4th, 2007 12:53 pm |
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davebough Approved
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Question: How do you get two tamborine players to play in time? Answer: Shoot one.
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