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| Posted: Tue Mar 20th, 2007 08:46 pm |
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theBlackman Approved 
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On a first date, the guy asks his lady friend, "Do you like cocktails?" She mulls it over for a moment and replys, "I don't know. Tell me one."
____________________ Let each day start as a blank page for life to write upon. http://ezfolk.com/audio/dusty http://cdbaby.com/all/theblackman http://youtube.com/DustinFLeer |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20th, 2007 10:45 pm |
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banjo brad Super Moderator 
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I've got a great Knock-Knock joke: Go ahead, you start it. . . . Who's there? Brad (it really is a face to face thing, try it on your kids)
____________________ ezFolk Help Brad Prickly Pear Music Banjo Brad's ezFolk page TOTMC |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 20th, 2007 10:55 pm |
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theBlackman Approved
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OK, Brad I'll play. Who's there? Brad: Then I'll do a few? Knock, knock: Orange juice Knock, Knock: Gorilla
____________________ Let each day start as a blank page for life to write upon. http://ezfolk.com/audio/dusty http://cdbaby.com/all/theblackman http://youtube.com/DustinFLeer |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27th, 2007 08:31 pm |
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banjo brad Super Moderator
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A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile on his face. The egg is frowning and looking frustrated. The egg says: "Guess we answered that question."
____________________ ezFolk Help Brad Prickly Pear Music Banjo Brad's ezFolk page TOTMC |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27th, 2007 09:59 pm |
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theBlackman Approved
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Tee Hee! A Blonde, a Lawyer, and a Pole walked into a bar. "What is this," asked the bartender...."A joke?"
____________________ Let each day start as a blank page for life to write upon. http://ezfolk.com/audio/dusty http://cdbaby.com/all/theblackman http://youtube.com/DustinFLeer |
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| Posted: Sun Apr 8th, 2007 02:56 am |
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Smiffy Approved
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A club sandwich walked into a bar... The barman said, "We don't serve food here."
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| Posted: Sun Apr 8th, 2007 02:58 am |
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Smiffy Approved
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A blonde walked up to the barman and asked for a Double Entendre, so he gave her one.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 8th, 2007 11:21 am |
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davebough Approved 
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Three notes walked into a bar. A C, an Eb, and a G. The bartender said "We don't serve minors". The Eb left and the C and G had a fifth between them. dave
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| Posted: Sun Apr 8th, 2007 08:49 pm |
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banjo brad Super Moderator
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A, C, E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then another A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-pc suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says, "You're looking sharp tonight! Come on in. This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit and everything else, and stands there au naturale. Eventually, the C sobers up and realizes he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the dimunition of a minor, and is sentenced to ten years of DS without a Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bass-less. The bartender decides, however, that since he has had tenor for awhile, and with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything else has become alto much trouble, he needs a rest and closes the bar.
____________________ ezFolk Help Brad Prickly Pear Music Banjo Brad's ezFolk page TOTMC |
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| Posted: Sun Apr 8th, 2007 09:13 pm |
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ShadyHarrison Approved 
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banjo brad wrote: A, C, E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. Brilliant joke, Brad! 
____________________ "If I'm going to see the light, maybe I will be alright, for now I'm headin' down that centre line" Mike McLaren. http://ezfolk.com/audio/Shady my ezfolk audio site- Yahoo! |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 9th, 2007 12:04 am |
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banjo brad Super Moderator
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" Brilliant joke, Brad" I don't writes 'em, I jest tells 'em!
____________________ ezFolk Help Brad Prickly Pear Music Banjo Brad's ezFolk page TOTMC |
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| Posted: Mon Apr 9th, 2007 12:04 pm |
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davebough Approved
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You're the champ Brad! dave
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