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madog99 Approved 
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Will watching a woman trying to cross the street in front of my work this week I came up with this one Why did the blonde cross the street ? she didn't know why . After almost getting run down 3 of four times , finally made it to the other side , only to reverse and go back , and she was a blonde .
____________________ http://ezfolk.com/audio/bands/328/ |
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gerry mcgandy Approved 
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What does a blonde do if she wants to make love in the dark? Closes the car door.
____________________ Gerry McGandy http://mp3mart.net http://ezfolk.com/audio/bands/556/ |
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James Connolly Approved 
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I love blondes, they give me a tickle in my tum !
____________________ James (Seamus) Connolly http://ezfolk.com/audio/jamesconnolly http://ezfolk.com/audio/bands/422/popmp3.php http://www.myspace.com/celticseamus |
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Chaoscat Approved 
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A blind man walks into female biker bar and says, "Anyone want to hear a blonde joke?" The woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, in deference to your condition -I'm going to tell you a few things." 1. One, the bartender is a blonde, whose done time for manslaughter and assault 2. The waitress is a blonde, and is an expert at causing pain with those spike heels 3. The woman to your right is a blonde and a 6 foot, 180 lb blackbelt in Karate 4. and I'm a blonde, "So, you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man says, "Well, I guess not. I'd hate to have to explain it 4 times."
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Smiffy Approved
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Two blondes were busy trying all the perfumes in their local Parfumerie. They'd splash a little on their wrists and sniff, or dab a bit behind their ear. They were getting quite excited about the range on show. Then they noticed a wee crystal bottle, triangular in shape, sitting in pride of place on the main counter. It had the words "Vien a Moi" engraved on it. They took it down and tried it. "Ooh! That's heavenly." they said. "I wonder what "vien a Moi" means." The salesman behind the counter adjusted his bow tie, coughed discreetly and said, "Mesdames, zis phrazer iss Franch, an' it means "Come to me" ." One girl had another sniff, just to make sure, and she said "Well it doesn't smell like come to me"
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