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| Just in Time for Christmas | Rate Topic |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24th, 2005 06:28 pm |
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banjo brad Super Moderator 
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I've been hunting for this file for 3 weeks now, and just found it! So: For your edification and enjoyment, attempt to put the following lyrics into the well-known tune: THE POLITICALLY CORRECT 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my potential-acquaintance-abuse-survivor gave to me: Twelve males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming; Eleven pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members of the Musicians Equity Union, as called for in their union contract, even though they will not be asked to play a single note); Ten melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling-class system leaping; Nine persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression; Eight economically disadvantaged but still virginal gyno-Americans stealing milk products from enslaved bovine-Americans; Seven endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands; Six enslaved fowl-Americans producing stolen nonhuman animal products; Five golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration; (Note: After a member of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been revised.) Four hours of recorded whale songs; Three deconstructionist poets; Two Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses; And a spotted-owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree. Merry Christmas!   Keep on pickin'Brad
____________________ ezFolk Help Brad Prickly Pear Music Banjo Brad's ezFolk page TOTMC |
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24th, 2005 07:42 pm |
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James Connolly Approved 
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Hey BB, that is just hilarious  My favs. are Nine and Eleven, wow they conjure up a lot of funny visions  A daring feat to put this into music  Happy Christmas  James C.
____________________ James (Seamus) Connolly http://ezfolk.com/audio/jamesconnolly http://ezfolk.com/audio/bands/422/popmp3.php http://www.myspace.com/celticseamus |
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| Posted: Sun Dec 25th, 2005 02:32 am |
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UkeForever Approved 
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banjo brad wrote:
OK, five is definitely my favorite. The nice thing is, it works both ways.
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